No money for presents?
Just ______.

Sell your body to science.

Bust out the credit card.

Make homemade gifts out of your finest loo roll.

Stop wasteful spending by
______.

Freezing your credit cards. Literally.

Growing incredible dreadlocks.

Getting blackout drunk to forget.

Life pro tip ______.

Wear the brown pants.

Newspapers and toilet paper don’t have to be different.

Rice goes with everything. EVERYTHING.

Cut down on energy bills by ______.

Having sex. All. Day. Long.

Breaking out the Christmas jumpers.

Straight up freezing your ass off.

Impress your date with ______.

Your taxidermy cat collection.

A fine velveteen suit.

Netflix and chill.

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you’ll ______.

Be a god among men.

Spread disease.

Struggle to find a use for a penny.

Doing rounds at the pub? ______.

It’s payday. Bust out the champers.

Backdoor it on your turn.

Value lager for everyone!

If I won the lottery I would ______.

Make my family my personal servants.

Take a bath in diamonds.

Diversify my portfolio.

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